jesus, the true life story

ladykyten (1:37:28 PM): walmart has a bible buying guide on their website
voodoobitch ho (1:37:38 PM): …
voodoobitch ho (1:37:40 PM): huh?
ladykyten (1:37:46 PM): http://www.walmart.com/catalog/catalog.gsp
?cat=112632&path=0%3A3920%3A112632
ladykyten (1:37:59 PM): which translation is best for you?
voodoobitch ho (1:44:03 PM): that is hilarious!
ladykyten (1:44:21 PM): yeah i found it amusing
voodoobitch ho (1:44:38 PM): “the living bible”
ladykyten (1:44:46 PM): “the message”
voodoobitch ho (1:44:47 PM): how did you even come across this?
ladykyten (1:45:05 PM): i was just looking at all their departments
ladykyten (1:45:10 PM): and saw it hiding at the bottom
ladykyten (1:45:46 PM): Jesus said to them, “Come with me. I’ll make a new kind of fisherman out of you. I’ll show you how to catch men and women instead of perch and bass.”
ladykyten (1:45:58 PM): i don’t know why, but that’s amusing
voodoobitch ho (1:46:20 PM): should jesus be teaching how to best aproach the bar scene?
ladykyten (1:46:37 PM): heheh
ladykyten (1:46:42 PM): sure, why not
voodoobitch ho (1:49:26 PM): you know, the bible talks about food a lot
voodoobitch ho (1:49:31 PM): i wonder why that is
ladykyten (1:49:55 PM): maybe jesus loved to eat and was really a glutton
voodoobitch ho (1:50:19 PM): you should make a movie
voodoobitch ho (1:50:44 PM): the true life of jesus, the chubby savior
ladykyten (1:50:47 PM): hahah