bum compliments
May 20th, 2008 at 9:02 pm by mary
While trying to scope out a place for food on my civic duty lunch break, a guy on the street who was begging for money for dog food told me I was really cute. I wasn’t sure if he meant it, or if he was really trying to hit me up for a dollar.
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May 21st, 2008 at 6:44 pm
I got creepy hit on that day too! I was pumping gas in the morning (only half a tank to lessen the shock), and I was facing the pump in awe when a guy popped his head around the other side of it and said, “I saw you over here and thought you were a model. Are you a model? Don’t tell your husband I said that. Are you married?”
I said, “Thanks. I have a boyfriend.” He said, “Oh,” and then he walked away, waving and grinning.
Maybe something is in the water.
May 21st, 2008 at 8:40 pm
I didn’t give the dude any change. I was just like, “Did a beggar just tell me that I’m cute?” and walked away to go to lunch.