magazines i didn’t order

I got a subscription for “Golf Digest” in the mail today. What the fuck? I thought I was supposed to get like, “Cooking Light” and “Martha Stewart” for a free trial and instead I get Golf fucking Digest. Golf sucks. Though I suppose nothing will ever top when Brandon started to get a subscription to Sister 2 Sister. That was hilarious.

I also got “Marie Claire”, but that’s not as amusing as Golf Digest. Though, it says stuff like “The Erotic New Trend” and “Perfect Jeans – They’ll Make Your Ass Look Awesome” on the cover. Golf Digest smells like cologne. And apparently I can learn how Phil nails his tee shots. Wonderful.

PS – “The Erotic New Trend” – girl on girl action. Is that really a “trend”?