here are some more quotes because we love you. okay, really it's because we love ourselves.
"did you know when i was little that my dad used to make me sit in front of him at the movies because i was short?"
"people spell my name wrong all the time and i don't care - i don't care what you call me."
"i never knew where those states were in new england, i figured you would since you're from boston."
"think about that...pop tarts in vending machines."
(to another co-worker who smokes)"go call dr. kervorkian, it's probably cheaper."
"if i were a girl, i'd fall for him so bad."
"i hate this hill. when i get out of your car, i just fall."
"you look pink like rare meat."
"it's not a meat face! don't look at my meat face!"
"we're going to the bathroom."
"what are you doing in there?"
"everyone likes hockey!"
"that's a big meatball."
"if you see any good nachos in there, save them for me!"
"dress codes at bars at least serve a purpose, they get scumbags like me out of there."
"a cookie for your troubles... no? not even a chocolate chip cookie?"
"lady kyten... what character is that from?"
"you look a lot better today. yesterday you looked like death came over you."
"i just want to be loved, is that so wrong?"
"so they put you in the gas chamber after that?"
"eureka! ... it's the cheese!"
"hey, can i sit next to jeff? i need to make fun of him."
the plain jane