"our hairband takes the ponytail to the next level of coquetry by pronouncing her both a tease and a flirt." ... not only is this ugly, but it's unsentimental and lame. and i'm sure its the perfect gift for your girlfriend who's got some long hair and wants to tie it back. i'm sure she'd ... love this. really. it's even on sale.
show that you care with some overpriced, stainless steel chopsticks. stir fry your love and scoop it out onto a plate of rice. or something. oh baby.
barney learns about love or valentine's day or something in this video. he looks fruity with those pink wings. i think this video is a great gift for your enemy who you want to remind that even though you hate them, you love them as well.
i'm sure your valentine will love this little window light thingy. they could display your love for the world to see. includes suction cup!
this frightens me.
i don't get wine glass charms. i don't see why these are appealing. but uh, your valentine might.

"secret message underwear"

 

"Pricing: free

Description: "Glow in the dark with a message not visible to the eye in daylight. For example: In visible print... I love you. In the message that's only visible in the dark... Will you marry me? The ideas can be endless."

i always dreamed of someone proposing to me with secret message underwear.

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the plain jane