"you got to learn to read first."
"will you teach
me?"
- mary's co-workers, 12/3
"i'm feeling fruity."
- jc, 12/12
"i wish i was a little girl."
- jc 12/12
"i was talking to him on aim and he said that he was
running around naked with a cardboard tube thinking he was a football
player."
- mary's co-worker, 12/14
"i just had a sandwich, i'm good for a couple of
days."
- mary's co-worker, 12/14
"so if we're totally hung over, we can take a sick
day?"
"i think that's already happened a few times in this office."
- mary's co-workers, 12/17
"you can just call me 'master'!"
- mary's co-worker, 12/17
"i'm totally on this shit trip."
- mary @ lord of the rings, 12/19
"everyone is out shopping and accumulating
crap."
"no, they're at the grocery store getting champagne so they can get
roasted like a peanut tonight!"
- mary's co-workers, 12/31
"pink is a manly color."
- jc, 1/1/02
"i find paper hats fairly funny!"
- funny pants (aka bryan), 1/2
"these are the most fragile chips on earth!
they're like 'they call mr glass!'"
- alyssa @ friday's, 1/2
"i thought you got into a fight with ronald or
something."
"no, i ate there."
- mary's co-workers 1/7
"why do we have to walk around like this? i bet a
man designed this parking lot."
"yeah."
- woman & man in parking lot, 1/14
"i finally figured out why it's wet in my trunk."
-
mary @ friday's, 1/14
"hey, open up a browser and go to apple.com."
"do you
know how to spell that?"
- mary's co-workers, 1/16
"i don't like that little bitch on my team."
- mary's co-worker, 1/16
"it's a nasal bun!"
- alyssa, 1/20
"a hot guy will break your heart."
"men always do
that."
- mary & jc @ ixpres, 1/25
"asexual is more natural for me."
- jc @ ixpres, 1/25
"canada just screams love."
- (we don't remember who said this), 1/25
"you're on the road to michael jackson's life."
"i
don't want to be that white."
- alyssa & jc, 1/25
"i'm just a lost soul wandering the halls."
- someone
overheard at mary's work (not a co-worker), 1/30
"if that were true, i'd be running to subway right
now!"
- mary's co-worker, 1/30
"what's his name?"
"i don't remember."
"that's not
a good name, it's too long."
- mary's co-workers, 1/31
"why does it smell like beer in here?"
"i think
that's me. i drank a lot of beer yesterday."
- mary's co-workers, 2/4
"there's no cool way to hold balloons, just them
fly!"
- mary's co-worker, 2/5
"i'm having a spiritual experience with my meat."
- lee,
2/8
voodoobitch ho (10:36:45 AM): i wanted to get
something else, but the only ones i liked were online
voodoobitch ho (10:36:57 AM): and i didn't want to order my
mouse pad on line
voodoobitch ho (10:37:01 AM):
too geeky
forlornalyssa (11:56:47 PM):
my keyboard smells like my perfume
forlornalyssa
(11:56:52 PM): the whole wrist thing.
ladykyten
(11:57:06 PM): did you bend down and sniff your keyboard?
forlornalyssa
(11:57:11 PM): ...
forlornalyssa (11:57:12 PM): yes
ladykyten (11:57:15
PM): ahaha
forlornalyssa (11:57:19 PM): but it's because i was picking up my
shoes
forlornalyssa (11:57:30 PM): i didn't say
forlornalyssa (11:57:34
PM): "you look so sniffable,
forlornalyssa (11:57:37 PM): o
keyboard."
ladykyten (11:57:42 PM): hahah
ladykyten (11:57:46 PM): i don't
know
forlornalyssa (11:57:46 PM): brb
forlornalyssa (11:57:49 PM): taking
back that game
ladykyten (11:57:51 PM): that strikes me as something you
would do
ladykyten (11:57:54 PM): haha okay
forlornalyssa (11:57:56 PM):
yeah yeah
voodoobitch ho (9:41:09 PM):
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voodoobitch ho (9:41:11
PM): XREUGTE;XE GTIERV W
voodoobitch ho (9:41:12
PM): 5VY
voodoobitch ho (9:41:12 PM): GTUBVE6BJU
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voodoobitch ho (9:41:12 PM): VY WE
voodoobitch ho (9:41:14 PM): Tl;ixducgt
ladykyten (9:41:16 PM): go home
voodoobitch ho (9:41:21 PM): HA
ladykyten (9:41:31 PM): heh
h 4pp1e: i was attacked in the bathrrom
h 4pp1e: spidders!@
h 4pp1e: :-(
h 4pp1e: :-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(
voodoobitch ho: the bathroom here?
h 4pp1e: .... yyyesss..
h 4pp1e: :-(
voodoobitch ho: BAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
h 4pp1e: :-\
h 4pp1e: i saw this spider on the groud..so i kicked it to see if it was alive.. it didnt respond.
voodoobitch ho: ok
h 4pp1e: i thought it was gonna crawl up my leg and gnaw on my penis... i didn't want that.
voodoobitch ho: BAHAHAHAHHAHA
h 4pp1e: so.. i got done peeing
h 4pp1e: and i looked down..
h 4pp1e: and it was gone
h 4pp1e: :-(
h 4pp1e: i looked on the ground.. everywhere
h 4pp1e: ...and i looked on the back of my pantleg..
h 4pp1e: and.. !@#$!@#$@!$!@#%!@#%!@#$%@#$%!@%!@
voodoobitch ho: BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAH
h 4pp1e: i started kicking myself
h 4pp1e: hoping to get that little fuck
h 4pp1e: >:o
h 4pp1e: ;-):-(:-(;-)=-O:-(
h 4pp1e: oops
h 4pp1e: it fell on the ground ..
h 4pp1e: and i beat the shit out of it
h 4pp1e:>:o>:o>:o
voodoobitch ho: very nice
h 4pp1e: im still creeped out by it