"i'm not sad, the sadness is in my nose."
- alyssa on shoutcast, 2/26
"maybe the mucus in my nose needs happy music like in
ghostbusters."
- alyssa on shoutcast, 2/26
"mom, can we listen tupac?"
"no one wants to listen
to tupac."
- tyler & toni, on the way to talkeetna, alaska, 3/1
"i like crack addicts."
- toni @ sarah's wedding, 3/1
"that dog has springs on his feet! boingy,
boingy."
- woman @ iditarod, 3/2
"do they give you parkas when you get off the plane in
alaska?"
- co-worker to mary, 3/4
"you know why i don't wear green on st. patrick's
day? because i'm irish every fucking day!"
- some guy @ flogging molly concert, 3/17
"if you're not feeling good, i suggest you head to the
bar and drink five guinesses and come back to the dance floor."
- lead singer
of 'the slackers', 3/17
"come on you hairless bastard!"
- lead singer of
flogging molly, to band member, 3/17
"they don't have soccer on tv here and i fucking hate
it."
"get digital cable!"
- flogging molly lead singer & some guy, 3/17
"you're no longer the 'hamburglar', you're the
'saladburglar'."
- mary's co-worker, 3/21
"i can feel it, its like heartburn."
- jc @ the ould sod, 3/27
"you can suck the beer out of your little friend."
-
ross @ the ould sod, 3/27
"who wants a boy haircut?"
"my mom."
"yeah, but who else besides your mom? she's married already. that's
what we're all waiting for - then it's all coming off."
- alyssa & mary, 4/8
"stop licking my horn!"
- muppet, 4/20
"look, it's satan!"
- muppet, 4/20
"quack, quake, whore!"
- stacey, 4/20
"i love bean dip in the springtime...."
- alyssa & stacey, singing, 4/20
GrendelPrimed (4:02:05 PM): I
used to do that when Kelley worked at Carnegie Melon.
ladykyten (4:02:28 PM): what's carnegie melon?
GrendelPrimed (4:02:32 PM): College.
ladykyten (4:02:38 PM): ohh
ladykyten (4:02:48 PM): i thought it was like.. some kind
of juice place.
GrendelPrimed (4:02:53 PM):
lol.
ladykyten (4:03:08 PM): like jamba
juice
GrendelPrimed (4:03:14 PM): Yeah... "Can you
pull Kelley off the juicer line, I want to tell her sweetly that I am thinking of her."
GrendelPrimed (4:03:47 PM): No. She worked there as a
receptionist for a while, before she went on to teach at Carlow
University.
ladykyten (4:04:03 PM): ahhh
GrendelPrimed (4:04:05 PM): I used to call up with phony
questions.
GrendelPrimed (4:04:20 PM): I was
asking questions about some kooky major.
ladykyten
(4:04:23 PM): alyssa called me when i worked at various receptionist jobs,
too
GrendelPrimed (4:04:38 PM): Then she would be
pissed and say, "Oh, Jesus, Ron."
ladykyten
(4:05:13 PM): heh
GrendelPrimed (4:05:29 PM):
Alyssa would call up, breathing heavily into the receiver, I imagine.
ladykyten (4:05:41 PM): yeah, that was her favorite thing
to do
GrendelPrimed (4:05:48 PM): I knew
it.
ladykyten (4:05:49 PM): she's such a
ho.
RadioFreeGeorgy (11:18:45
AM): an essay, by georgy
RadioFreeGeorgy (11:18:47
AM): dishes suck
RadioFreeGeorgy(11:18:48 AM): the end
ladykyten (11:10:30 AM): "At the ThinkGeek office, we have all
our overhead fluorescents *always* turned off. "
h 4pp1e (11:10:40 AM):
hahaah
h 4pp1e (11:10:45 AM): thinkgeek rules
h 4pp1e (11:10:47 AM):
heh
ladykyten (11:10:50 AM): the tech guys all work in the dark
here
ladykyten (11:11:02 AM): i came in on the weekend once
h 4pp1e
(11:11:04 AM): we do..
ladykyten (11:11:06 AM): and it was dark.
h 4pp1e
(11:11:13 AM): after 5pm
ladykyten (11:11:18 AM): i turn on the lights when i
come in in the morning.
h 4pp1e (11:11:19 AM): they turn the lights
off
ladykyten (11:11:58 AM): well, okay, i sit in the dark at my computer at
home
h 4pp1e (11:12:10 AM): hehe
h 4pp1e (11:12:12 AM): w00!@#!
h
4pp1e
(11:12:17 AM): the dark!
ladykyten (11:12:23 AM): heh
h 4pp1e
(11:12:31 AM): i usually only have one light on at my place
h 4pp1e (11:12:34
AM): in my "room"
h 4pp1e (11:12:35 AM): ;-)
ladykyten (11:12:40 AM): i
should up open up a geek coffeehouse
h 4pp1e (11:12:42 AM): my BIG $500
room.
ladykyten (11:12:49 AM): that's only open from 8pm-5am
h 4pp1e
(11:12:49 AM): haha
ladykyten (11:12:53 AM): and its dark
h 4pp1e
(11:12:54 AM): HAHAHA
ladykyten (11:13:03 AM): with a few desk
lamps
ladykyten (11:13:21 AM): and you can buy coffee by the pot
h 4pp1e
(11:13:29 AM): aahahah
ladykyten (11:13:29 AM): and have a bunch of geek
games
ladykyten (11:13:36 AM): and computer data ports
ladykyten (11:14:22 AM): haha the thought makes me laugh
h 4pp1e
(11:14:26 AM): yes
h 4pp1e (11:14:28 AM): very much so
h 4pp1e
(11:14:40 AM): you should open it next to starbucks
h 4pp1e (11:14:40 AM):
haha
ladykyten (11:14:48 AM): heh
ladykyten (11:15:04 AM): "we open when
starbucks closes"
h 4pp1e (11:15:26 AM): hahaah
the plain jane