happy april fool's day

. . . pimpy . . .

welcome to the new and improved redesign of theplainjane.com. we have recently decided to change our overall look and appeal and have dumped the "web-zine" format in order to appeal to a more honed auidence: pimps.

yes, ladies and gentlemen - we've scraped away those annoying peeps that everyone hated, gave up writing reviews and anything else we thought was mildly amusing to answer your call.

we hope that you will enjoy our new format. please bear with us as we make changes for the site.

new features (coming soon):

- interviews with real-life pimps
- tips and how-to's (how to keep your bitch in line, getting money from that skimpy h0, gold chains vs. silver chains, how faux fur adds to your look, where to find pimpy hats*)
- chat rooms
- links to sites with the best deals (cell phones, pagers, jewerly, specialized condoms for your h0s, cash boxes, car accessories and more!)
- message forum (share your tips and experiences!)

and so much more! please stay tuned! in the meantime, check out our screenshots by clicking on the photo above.

* - recent addition.

questions/comments? send em to: comments@theplainjane.com

 

aren't we clever?

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