where to find pimpy hats
all good pimps need to complete their attire with the right look - and the right hat can say a lot about you. be sure to find a hat that's wide enough to cast shadows so that everyone who sees you walking down the street with know that *you* are the ultimate pimp. it you wear a wimpy little hat with a small brim, you're just saying "hey, i'm a push-over and i don't have any nads, steal my money and run bitch". a big hat will defintely show that you have balls and you don't care what other people think about you - who else would wear something that ugly? here a few examples of primo hats along with a link for where to purchase these fine products.
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this purple and zebra hat is perfect for your pimping
needs - wide brim hat with an outrageous animal print band and the classic
tucked in feather.
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what a slick look! this hat would also be an excellent
choice for you outgoing, outspoken pimps because of its furriness and
bold nature. "furry" = "animal (and bold!) nature"
= "pimp"
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the extra wide brim on this hat speaks volumes about
your manliness. the red felt shows that you are a hot animal lover,
capable of controling women.
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if you like to go for that flat out direct approach
without all the flash, then this definitive pimp hat will do just fine.
for the more simplistic pimps of the world.
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this old school fedora hat will give that extra bit
of class for pimps that work in the upscale hoods. the usual feather
gives it a nice touch.
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| the combination of slick shiny material along with furriness and that animal print combine together for a hot look that says, "don't mess with me or i'll kick your ass". | |
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still stuck looking for the right pimpy hat? try searching through http://www.pimphats.com. they've got a bit of selection for you to choose from. |