{"id":58,"date":"2005-12-08T00:34:22","date_gmt":"2005-12-08T08:34:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/?p=58"},"modified":"2006-02-03T12:57:28","modified_gmt":"2006-02-03T20:57:28","slug":"spider-vs-maya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/2005\/12\/08\/spider-vs-maya\/","title":{"rendered":"spider vs maya"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>maya chased a spider today and then tried to eat it. i didn&#8217;t think that was a good way for a spider to die, being eaten by a puppy. so i smashed it and threw it in the garbage. i don&#8217;t know if that&#8217;s a better way to die or not, but really, i just didn&#8217;t want maya eating spiders. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>maya chased a spider today and then tried to eat it. i didn&#8217;t think that was a good way for a spider to die, being eaten by a puppy. so i smashed it and threw it in the garbage. i don&#8217;t know if that&#8217;s a better way to die or not, but really, i just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}