{"id":47,"date":"2005-11-09T14:56:18","date_gmt":"2005-11-09T21:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/?p=47"},"modified":"2005-11-09T14:57:22","modified_gmt":"2005-11-09T21:57:22","slug":"jesus-the-true-life-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/2005\/11\/09\/jesus-the-true-life-story\/","title":{"rendered":"jesus, the  true life story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ladykyten (1:37:28 PM): walmart has a bible buying guide on their website <br \/>\nvoodoobitch ho (1:37:38 PM): &#8230;<br \/>\nvoodoobitch ho (1:37:40 PM): huh?<br \/>\nladykyten (1:37:46 PM): <a href=\"http:\/\/www.walmart.com\/catalog\/catalog.gsp?cat=112632&#038;path=0%3A3920%3A112632\">http:\/\/www.walmart.com\/catalog\/catalog.gsp<br \/>?cat=112632&#038;path=0%3A3920%3A112632<\/a><br \/>\nladykyten (1:37:59 PM): which translation is best for you?<br \/>\nvoodoobitch ho (1:44:03 PM): that is hilarious!<br \/>\nladykyten (1:44:21 PM): yeah i found it amusing<br \/>\nvoodoobitch ho (1:44:38 PM): &#8220;the living bible&#8221;<br \/>\nladykyten (1:44:46 PM): &#8220;the message&#8221;<br \/>\nvoodoobitch ho (1:44:47 PM): how did you even come across this?<br \/>\nladykyten (1:45:05 PM): i was just looking at all their departments<br \/>\nladykyten (1:45:10 PM): and saw it hiding at the bottom<br \/>\nladykyten (1:45:46 PM): Jesus said to them, &#8220;Come with me. I&#8217;ll make a new kind of fisherman out of you. I&#8217;ll show you how to catch men and women instead of perch and bass.&#8221;<br \/>\nladykyten (1:45:58 PM): i don&#8217;t know why, but that&#8217;s amusing<br \/>\nvoodoobitch ho (1:46:20 PM): should jesus be teaching how to best aproach the bar scene?<br \/>\nladykyten (1:46:37 PM): heheh<br \/>\nladykyten (1:46:42 PM): sure, why not<br \/>\nvoodoobitch ho (1:49:26 PM): you know, the bible talks about food a lot<br \/>\nvoodoobitch ho (1:49:31 PM): i wonder why that is<br \/>\nladykyten (1:49:55 PM): maybe jesus loved to eat and was really a glutton<br \/>\nvoodoobitch ho (1:50:19 PM): you should make a movie<br \/>\nvoodoobitch ho (1:50:44 PM): the true life of jesus, the chubby savior<br \/>\nladykyten (1:50:47 PM): hahah<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ladykyten (1:37:28 PM): walmart has a bible buying guide on their website voodoobitch ho (1:37:38 PM): &#8230; voodoobitch ho (1:37:40 PM): huh? ladykyten (1:37:46 PM): http:\/\/www.walmart.com\/catalog\/catalog.gsp?cat=112632&#038;path=0%3A3920%3A112632 ladykyten (1:37:59 PM): which translation is best for you? voodoobitch ho (1:44:03 PM): that is hilarious! ladykyten (1:44:21 PM): yeah i found it amusing voodoobitch ho (1:44:38 PM): &#8220;the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}