{"id":234,"date":"2008-02-08T11:24:38","date_gmt":"2008-02-08T18:24:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/2008\/02\/08\/zombie-kryptonite\/"},"modified":"2008-02-08T11:24:38","modified_gmt":"2008-02-08T18:24:38","slug":"zombie-kryptonite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/2008\/02\/08\/zombie-kryptonite\/","title":{"rendered":"zombie kryptonite"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>jen: speaking of calendars<br \/>\nmary: my friend sent me a picture message of her calendar this morning<br \/>\nmary: it was a scrabble one<br \/>\njen: thats cool<br \/>\njen: you love that<br \/>\nmary: mine talks about how supermarkets are not the best place to be in case of a zombie attack<br \/>\nmary: because of all of the glass.<br \/>\njen: makes sense<br \/>\njen: unless you are in the cereal isle<br \/>\nmary: and to remember to eat the perishables first<br \/>\nmary: does cereal protect against zombies?<br \/>\nmary: is it their kryptonite?<br \/>\njen: i&#8217;ll go with that<\/p>\n<p>ps &#8211; i had to look up how to correctly spell &#8220;kryptonite&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jen: speaking of calendars mary: my friend sent me a picture message of her calendar this morning mary: it was a scrabble one jen: thats cool jen: you love that mary: mine talks about how supermarkets are not the best place to be in case of a zombie attack mary: because of all of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}