{"id":209,"date":"2007-10-06T18:34:14","date_gmt":"2007-10-07T01:34:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/archives\/209"},"modified":"2007-10-06T18:34:14","modified_gmt":"2007-10-07T01:34:14","slug":"bat-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/2007\/10\/06\/bat-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"bat dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i love these <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trixieandpeanut.com\/costumes\/136490.html\" target=\"_blank\">bat wings<\/a> for maya. and while i know that i am pretty crafty, i don&#8217;t know if i have the patience and ability to make my own doggie bat wings like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.instructables.com\/id\/Bat-Dog%3F\/\" target=\"_blank\">this dude did<\/a>. i&#8217;m not good at sewing. besides, i tried making my own fairy wings once and that didn&#8217;t really pan out too well. i did get really drunk and took zoomed in photos of some guy&#8217;s ass with stacey&#8217;s camera and alyssa bit my fake wing and i was sad. see:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theplainjane.com\/crafty\/images\/wing_biting.jpg\" alt=\"wing biting\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i love these bat wings for maya. and while i know that i am pretty crafty, i don&#8217;t know if i have the patience and ability to make my own doggie bat wings like this dude did. i&#8217;m not good at sewing. besides, i tried making my own fairy wings once and that didn&#8217;t really [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maya","category-other-crafts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}