{"id":199,"date":"2007-07-31T18:03:32","date_gmt":"2007-08-01T01:03:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/?p=199"},"modified":"2007-07-31T18:04:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-01T01:04:00","slug":"observant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/2007\/07\/31\/observant\/","title":{"rendered":"observant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>after dating for almost four months, my boyfriend just noticed last night that my room is green. <\/p>\n<p>on the flip side, i&#8217;ll tell you the story he loves to tell everyone about me. one time i was trying to tell him about some rap song that i had heard once, but i didn&#8217;t know the name of it or who sung it, so i described it by saying &#8220;they talk about bitches and hos in it.&#8221; he laughed hysterically and said, &#8220;but they&#8217;re all like that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>the end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>after dating for almost four months, my boyfriend just noticed last night that my room is green. on the flip side, i&#8217;ll tell you the story he loves to tell everyone about me. one time i was trying to tell him about some rap song that i had heard once, but i didn&#8217;t know the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}