{"id":179,"date":"2007-03-27T17:08:24","date_gmt":"2007-03-28T01:08:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/?p=179"},"modified":"2007-03-27T17:08:24","modified_gmt":"2007-03-28T01:08:24","slug":"maybe-you-might-have-accidently-done-a-sit-up-in-the-past-year-or-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/2007\/03\/27\/maybe-you-might-have-accidently-done-a-sit-up-in-the-past-year-or-not\/","title":{"rendered":"maybe you might have accidently done a sit up in the past year. or not."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>voodoobitch ho (6:03:17 PM): one does a sit up with the intent of doing more<br \/>\nvoodoobitch ho (6:03:25 PM): not to go get a beer out of the fridge<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>voodoobitch ho (6:03:17 PM): one does a sit up with the intent of doing more voodoobitch ho (6:03:25 PM): not to go get a beer out of the fridge<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}