{"id":156,"date":"2006-11-21T20:30:01","date_gmt":"2006-11-22T03:30:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/?p=156"},"modified":"2006-11-21T20:30:01","modified_gmt":"2006-11-22T03:30:01","slug":"me-vs-the-fax-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/2006\/11\/21\/me-vs-the-fax-machine\/","title":{"rendered":"me vs the fax machine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had to fax something today to my car insurance company. I don&#8217;t usually ever have to use the fax machine otherwise and thank god I don&#8217;t. When they rearranged the printer\/fax\/copier set up, they put the fax machine up high. High enough that I can not really see the buttons that well, due to my shortness. I was not about to ask someone to help me fax something either. I was able to see well enough by standing on my toes at least. According to my mother,  the cause of my stunted growth is that I just didn&#8217;t eat enough rice as a child. I&#8217;m sure it has nothing to do with having two parents who were both shorter than their sibilings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to fax something today to my car insurance company. I don&#8217;t usually ever have to use the fax machine otherwise and thank god I don&#8217;t. When they rearranged the printer\/fax\/copier set up, they put the fax machine up high. High enough that I can not really see the buttons that well, due to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}