{"id":124,"date":"2006-07-10T21:24:39","date_gmt":"2006-07-11T04:24:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/?p=124"},"modified":"2006-07-10T21:28:57","modified_gmt":"2006-07-11T04:28:57","slug":"magazines-i-didnt-order","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/2006\/07\/10\/magazines-i-didnt-order\/","title":{"rendered":"magazines i didn&#8217;t order"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got a subscription for &#8220;Golf Digest&#8221; in the mail today. What the fuck? I thought I was supposed to get like, &#8220;Cooking Light&#8221; and &#8220;Martha Stewart&#8221; for a free trial and instead I get Golf fucking Digest. Golf sucks. Though I suppose nothing will ever top when Brandon started to get a subscription to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.s2smagazine.com\/portada.asp\" target=\"_blank\">Sister 2 Sister<\/a>. That was hilarious.<\/p>\n<p>\nI also got &#8220;Marie Claire&#8221;, but that&#8217;s not as amusing as Golf Digest. Though, it says stuff like &#8220;The Erotic New Trend&#8221; and &#8220;Perfect Jeans &#8211; They&#8217;ll Make Your Ass Look Awesome&#8221; on the cover. Golf Digest smells like cologne. And apparently I can learn how Phil nails his tee shots. Wonderful. <\/p>\n<p>\nPS &#8211; &#8220;The Erotic New Trend&#8221; &#8211; girl on girl action. Is that really a &#8220;trend&#8221;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got a subscription for &#8220;Golf Digest&#8221; in the mail today. What the fuck? I thought I was supposed to get like, &#8220;Cooking Light&#8221; and &#8220;Martha Stewart&#8221; for a free trial and instead I get Golf fucking Digest. Golf sucks. Though I suppose nothing will ever top when Brandon started to get a subscription to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}