{"id":116,"date":"2006-06-10T21:06:34","date_gmt":"2006-06-11T04:06:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/?p=116"},"modified":"2006-06-10T21:06:34","modified_gmt":"2006-06-11T04:06:34","slug":"consuming-consumer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/2006\/06\/10\/consuming-consumer\/","title":{"rendered":"consuming consumer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was a happy little consumer today. I went to the mall. I don&#8217;t really like going to the mall, but it had to be done. I needed some additional pants for my work clothes collection and I was successful in my mission. I actually bought &#8220;crop&#8221; pants, which are just the right length for me. I tried on some &#8220;capri&#8221; pants that were supposed to cut off at the ankle &#8211; haha, they were too long. I also had a hot dog on a stick and some lemonaide. Mmm. A few minutes ago, I bought an iPod. I festered over that for a few days. It seems to take me awhile to make larger purchases for things, except for my car. It look me a few weekends to find a car, but I did buy the first (and only) car I test drove. The iPod I drooled over for about a week (or more). Oh yes, it will be mine. As soon as it arrives at my house in 5 to 10 days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was a happy little consumer today. I went to the mall. I don&#8217;t really like going to the mall, but it had to be done. I needed some additional pants for my work clothes collection and I was successful in my mission. I actually bought &#8220;crop&#8221; pants, which are just the right length for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}