{"id":113,"date":"2006-05-30T19:38:36","date_gmt":"2006-05-31T02:38:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/?p=113"},"modified":"2006-05-30T19:38:36","modified_gmt":"2006-05-31T02:38:36","slug":"first-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/2006\/05\/30\/first-day\/","title":{"rendered":"first day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My first day of work was adventurous. I reported to the wrong person, I accidently turned off my computer (I was moving the tower and hit the back power switch, oops) and Dreamweaver crashed on me bunches of times before it decided I really was a nice person and that it should start working for me. First days always fly by pretty fast, so it went well. The downsides: business casual dress code (ie: no jeans, no t-shirt, no flip-flops) and Big Brother is ALWAYS watching your computer, so stay on task, missy! There was a guy who started today as well, in my same department, who lives probably half a mile from me. We both ended up at the same bagel place for lunch, on accident. I found it amusing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My first day of work was adventurous. I reported to the wrong person, I accidently turned off my computer (I was moving the tower and hit the back power switch, oops) and Dreamweaver crashed on me bunches of times before it decided I really was a nice person and that it should start working for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theplainjane.com\/crafty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}