Contributions should be between 500-1000 words (we may consider longer pieces, please pitch first). Whatever your topic, please let your personality show through. Blog-style writing may be the best way to describe the tone we are looking for. Humorous, witty, or kitchsy type things will amuse us the most.

Still interested in submitting something? Awesome. Just shoot an email over to vicarious @ theplainjane.com with your pitch or article and we’ll review it.