mary's drunken story hour Print E-mail
Written by mary   
Sunday, 22 May 2005
 more stories i wrote when i was drunk. this set is from my 25th birthday. there seems to be some kind of theme here.  
it's my birthday!

I am 25 today but I am writing like a 3rd grader. we had pink cake and lumpia. my friends are ghetto. we are watching
"swingZers"     woo.


someone said bitch.
I got a stuffed cow I
will call him
whipped
"fruit salad"
               Desjean

     WOO...

(next page)



This will be stupid tomorrow. (arrow pointing below)

               - Mary (underlined three times)


(arrow is pointing to this)
there are two "R"s!!

     i old skcool!
     beautiful babys


 

shoes
There was once a magic pair ot shoes. It sometimes had wings and could fly. It took some people over wheat fields over ther rainbow to mumckin land. The shoes were red with green laces. It liked to travel. The shoes also knew french. yay french fries.


The end.


 

china
a round robin story

(mary)

They have food and bikes in china + lots of people and some communists. the flag is red with some stars or something. I like fried rice. is that chinese? my mom makes it too (she is not chinese!!)

     egg rolls are good.
     woot china.
                  lalala.

(scribbled across half of the rest of the page)

Full pag
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(bryan)

There it was, the storm. "The Storm"? Yes, the storm. I started to think what exactly "the storm" is, but I couldn't remember. Once, I asked someone about this mysterious "storm". I didn't get a responce from ANYONE. (non-storm-knowing assholes.) I called the weather channel about some information about the storm, they hadn't a clue either. I was a bit pissed about their ignorance, but whatever, they are so fucking lame. You know, the storm eats egg rolls. Yum!


(billy)

the storm obviously isn't a healthy storm. i later discovered that is was called the cholesterol storm because it eats eggrolls and bacon. this storm went throu alysas apartment and got lard all over the rug. then pete the squirel flew through the window, stole lopers keys and drove to the 7-11 and helf the slurpy (two EEs are written above slurpy) machine for two dollars and fifteen cents. pete loves jello, that's because he grew up in vermont.


(alyssa)

HE LIKE slurpees AND PEOPLE NAMED PETE SO I CAN CALL THEM "CRAZY PETE"


(heather)

I've never made love by lantern shine
I've never seen rainbows in my wine
But now that you've come in my life
I'm beginning to see the light.


(stacey)

I saw a light once. They said it was because I was dead. There was a light I was somewhat pulled to, and some random voices saying "Go into the light". I, however, have issues with authority, so I said "FUCK YOU" and went the other way. Thus I live.


(another writer)

I can't see the light or rainbows in my beer because of the froth. It's maybe clearer if I blow the froth, but then it ends up in my eyes, then you can see rainbows. I can't see the light because Stacey turned it off.

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