yeah, we're still posting old things that are now magically, deliciously new.  one of these days, some brand spanking new things will appear and you will be amazed!  maybe.  maybe you'll amazed. you should be amazed.  it'll be totally amazing.  how many times can i use amazing in one paragraph?  answer: four.

ps - i think i wrote this like... two or three years ago. 

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i realized today when i was at work and browsing through a few websites, that if it wasn't for the internet there's a great many things that i just wouldn't know about. whether or not the information i've gotten is beneficial or not is a whole other matter though. most of the weird things i've learned about has to deal with the creepy sexual fetishes that people have. it's totally beyond me why they even have creepy websites about their particular fetishes. maybe they just want to share their feelings inside and see if there's anyone else in the world who can relate (and usually there's someone out there who can). now, i don't want to knock these people and make fun of them and talk about how creepy they are... okay, yes, i do. all the creepy sites seem to talk about openness and love and understanding and how they're not hurting anyone and people should accept their fetishes. i'm sorry, but sometimes we (i) just can't be that open and understanding about some of the creepiness in the world. more power to you if you can stand the heat and the crazy emails you probably get from your site. i bet we get a bunch of people from google searching for these terms and all they'll find is this page. i'm sorry people looking for creepy sex stuff, we're just a second hand source from the actual stuff you're looking for.

anyway. onto the weird stuff. what inspired today's little rant is a link i found on memepool. the link was to a woman's page who says she has been married to the berlin wall since 1979.

she goes on to talk about her belief in animism (basically she thinks all objects are alive and have feelings) and that sort of explains her love and sexual attraction to the berlin wall. i don't know. it's still creepy and weird to me. but uh, whatever floats your boat i guess.

another weird little sexual fetish i learned about not too long ago was that some people get turned on by pretending to be an amputee, or love people who are amputees or have other handicaps. if it wasn't for the internet, i seriously would have never known about this. you probably didn't know about it until today and i'm sorry to drag you onto the path of enlightenment but i just felt the need to share my knowledge with others so i wouldn't be left alone with this knowledge. i just did a search for "pretenders amputees" and you wouldn't believe the amount of links out there about people who are into this. the first time i learned about that little fetish is thanks to somethingawful.com who listed some pretender site as an awful link of the day. the site even had some amputee faker pretender whatever fan fiction and i read about half of it before i decided i couldn't read it all the way through. i was going to post some photos, but, i'll spare you. i'm not even going to post any links. just know the scariness is out there.

the only other thing i was going to talk about is those sites with all the animals that are drawn sort of like humans and they like, eat people in the photos or something and are having sex or i don't know what they're doing. i don't know what that stuff is called, but i know there were a few links to those drawings on somethingawful.com. maybe i should stop reading somethingawful.com. well, maybe not.

yeah, this article has no point whatsoever except to say there's some freaky shit going on in the world and you could probably find out about all of it on the internet. i bet there's some sites devoted to people who get off on watching ant farms or people who like to hit themselves with 2x4's or someone who is in love with a rock. i dare not search for these things because quite frankly, i want to be in the dark from now on. i hope i don't learn about anymore creepy sexual fetishes.