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| Written by mary | |
| Thursday, 31 March 2005 | |
 these are some drunk stories i wrote during my 24th birthday
party. there's another set, but i'll save those for you
later. enjoy.charlie
Charlie was a lonely sole. (SOUL) - he spent lots of time at coffeehouses and bars - Charlie liked to draw pictures. One day he was in a cafe, sipping some tea (he didn't actually like coffee) and saw a girl come into the cafe - she was a petité girl with a bright orange sweater on. She ordered a pot of coffee and headed to the back. Charlie watched her and started to draw her. He left and then he walked the streets back to his apartment only a few blocks away. He kept on drawing and working and about a week later he saw that bright orange sweatered girl again. She came and got another pot of coffee and she had a lot of books w/ her so he helped her to her table. She was thankful and offered him some coffee - and he drank it! They had many coffee breaks together and he showed her his drawing of her and she was impressed. Then they went for Coronas (Brillance stimulating drink!) and drank together. The End. won ton
Owen was working the graveyard shift at the Won Ton Chinese Restaurant (it was open 24 hours for those late night hunger strikes). A call came in for a pick up dielivery. It was a girl - she ordered some egg rolls and egg drop soup. Owen put in the order and woke up the Chen in the back (Chen was the late night chef). Chen grumbled in Chinese and began preparing the order. The girl came in a little while later - she was wearing a torn bright yellow shirt and jeans withe the knees worn out. She paid for the meal and HunG around the shop. Owen watched her and wanted to talk to her some more and tried to make small talk but she seemed kind of shy. He gave her her order and gave her some extra fortune cookies for good luck. No one else ordered for the rest of the night and he spent the early morning hours playing Mrs. Pac-Man. The End. xxx
Pierre saw a fine lady at the club and used him manily manly charms on her (and bought her plenty of drinks to boot). He thinks her name was Kim, a young brunette in a short mini skirt that he thought was super sexy. They ended up back at her place and as son as they were in through the door they were all over each other - she striped off her clothes and she felt up his leg - his pants were getting tight! She had sobered up on the way home - she only drank some of the drinks Pierre bought and Karen (her name wasn't Kim!) thought he was still cute enough to take home and fuck - but she didn't want to be drunk for it. Pierre was all over her body and she liked it. She happily recieved all the favors he gave her and then she felt him losing steam so she gave him something special to wake up him up. They climbed into bed and rolled around - she Karen tried to get Pierre to take her from behind but he was finished too soon. She sighed and hoped he would leave in the night. She thought maybe she should give guys a sex survey before she slept with them. Pierre needed some training. |
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