fun with strangers Print E-mail
Written by mary   
Wednesday, 23 March 2005
here are some chat logs from our archives. i've had some fun with some unsuspecting guys on the internet.  oh well.  they'll probably never read this site anyway.
SmokinJo: hi
Kyten: hi
SmokinJo: how are ya, i'm joe
Kyten: i'm fine, thanks for asking joe how are you?
SmokinJo: i'm good, i'm also from californai, up here in L.A.
Kyten: cool. i'm south of you. i don't remember if my info says where i am.
SmokinJo: i looked in white pages, is that ok
Kyten: its fine with me
SmokinJo: so how old are yoi
SmokinJo: you
Kyten: soon to be 22
SmokinJo: i'm 24
Kyten: cool
SmokinJo: so what do you look like
Kyten: hm. very girl-like. short. brown hair. brown eyes. glasses. two arms. two legs. no missing toes or fingers. i have the same nose i was born with and it has not been altered in any way. basic stuff.
SmokinJo: chest size?
Kyten: what's your chest size?
SmokinJo: my dick size is 7
Kyten: thats not what i asked, but okay. thanks for sharing.
SmokinJo: i don't have a chest so that's what i thought you wanted, sorry
Kyten: i'm pretty certain you have a chest.
SmokinJo: actually my chest is muscular
Kyten: yeah. your chest just doesn't protrude.
SmokinJo: portrude?
Kyten: aka stick out
SmokinJo: yes it does, sorry
SmokinJo: i have a pic of it if you wanna trade
Kyten: your chest sticks out eh
Kyten: i don't have a picture to trade, sorry
SmokinJo: now what is your chest size?
Kyten: why do you want to know anyway?
SmokinJo: i like boobs
Kyten: hm okay. and is that supposed to be a sufficent enough reason for me to tell you my chest size?
SmokinJo: sure
Kyten: its not like you're going to be seeing them anytime soon.
Kyten: hm. i don't think it is.
SmokinJo: ok let's say we could hook up if you tell me
Kyten: hook up eh.
SmokinJo: sure
Kyten: ... but i don't really want to hook up with a stranger.
SmokinJo: ok
Kyten: okay.
SmokinJo: well tell me about yourself so we aren't strangers then
Kyten: heh. telling you about me won't convince me to tell you my breast size. just so you know.
SmokinJo: ok
Kyten: what's your favorite fruit?
SmokinJo: pears, what about you
Kyten: plums. tasty plums.
SmokinJo: i'll be in diego this week
Kyten: hey... me too.
SmokinJo: lol
Kyten: ah, at least you have a sense of humor.
SmokinJo: ;)
Kyten: :>
SmokinJo: cute
Kyten: i try.
SmokinJo: lol
SmokinJo: so no chance of hooking up?
Kyten: not really. sorry.
SmokinJo: it's ok:(
Kyten: well i need to sleep. mmm sleep.
Kyten: good night.
SmokinJo: do u like oral sex
Kyten: if i wasn't going to answer the breast size question, i probably won't answer that either.

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