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the anna nicole smith show |
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Written by mary
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I have spared you all the pain and suffering you could have endured from
this show by watching it myself. I only paid attention to about half of it
(for the first half I was on the phone) and really, that was too much.
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don't think they could have found someone more vapid and uninteresting than
Anna Nicole to start in a show. A stupid, stupid reality show. What's up
with all these reality shows anyway? I don't want to see how some people I
don't know react in situations I'll never be in and have never even thought
about. I also don't really care about how Anna Nicole is decorating her new
house and how she looks awful without any makeup on. Her voice is downright
annoying, too. I wanted to throw things at her and see if maybe a good bash
to the head would change the pitch of her voice. Unfortunately though I
realize that throwing things at my tv will only break it. Maybe I should
have reconsidered that option.
Anyway, in case you didn't know, the Anna Nicole Smith show is about that blonde
chick who was in Playboy and married a really old guy when she was in her
20's and he was in his 80's. She has a son, there's some guy always there
doing I don't know what (fucking her?) and she's got a gay interior designer
who's decorating her house. The episode I watch I had the absolute joy to
watch her dog fuck a teddy bear (the dog apparently can take the panties off
the bear - FACSINATING), her new house, watch her shop for lingere, see her
hello kitty tv (gag), talk with the interior designer (so gay), watch her
watch herself on Larry King Live, and watch her as she takes her husband's
ashes around the house to show him around. What a hoot.
You don't need to watch this show. Nothing happens. Anna Nicole is
annoying. Go outside. Read a book. Take your dog for a walk. Go for a
drive. Don't bother with this crap. It's retarded.
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