STORY ONE

Liz is funny she is trying to blow me. She is unsucce unsuckable! not NO. I AM NOT BLOWABLE. Liz gave me feet and pink kazoos. screw this crap weezer's had it!

STORY TWO

Once upon a time there was a dward named Wispy. He needed some dwarf love. He had a wonderful beard. He found a lady on CRAIGSLIST because you cand can find everything on craigslist including FREE DIRT & moving boxes.

Hell yes.