alyssa: a review
alyssa's got some good points and some bad points, but i'm not lying when i say she's mostly got good points about her. maybe i'm biased because she's one of my best friends and all, but really, would she even be one of my best friends if she didn't have all those good points? come on now. i have standards, you know.
anyway. i would like to let you all know about the top three things that alyssa likes to talk about, in case you ever wondered to yourself, "hm, i wonder what it would be like to talk to alyssa". 1) her car. holy good god, she loves her car, despite the heartache it's given her (or rather, it's recieved). when she first got it, it's all she talked about. folks, she loves the color. it's better than that crappy thunderbird she drove. she keeps it clean as well. she also points that out on a weekly basis. 2) her apartment. it's very cute. it's a studio. 3) i can't think of a third right now, but it could very well consist of: ikea, magnets, striped things, or food. despite all this, you might want to talk to her anyway. she's pretty amusing.
i forgot what my cons were going to be. probably the "i love my car" thing.
a funny thing about alyssa is that she sleeps more than anyone i know and could probably eat more than you, too. i always know she's asleep when she does not answer both of her phones, and if you keep on calling you're pretty much calling in vain because she's not picking up that phone. better just leave a message, buddy. she's too cozy to talk right now.
oh yeah, alyssa might punch you if she's really hungry. better watch out.
i can only say so much about alyssa myself, so i decided to seek some outside sources for their opinion to round out my article so that more than one point of view is represented here. i'm trying to put my journalistic degree to a use and be objective.
interview with ron
what do you think of alyssa?
what three words do you think of when you think of her?
what song reminds you of alyssa?
what's alyssa's favorite color?
what's your favorite alyssa story?
interview with some guy i don't know
so, metrofusion2002, tell me what you think of alyssa?
in conclusion, i'd like to leave you with some words of wisdom from alyssa:
"i want a tazer instead of a gun because a) i don't want to get in trouble and b) i don't want to clean up the blood."
tazers instead of guns for all!